Mr. Frawley
lyrics and all instruments by Alec Fehl
vocals by Paul Huesman
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Mr. Frawley, you're that guy who played Fred.
Oh Mr. Baldy, there's no hair on your head.
Your lifestyle to me was so comic, and the thrill of it all.
You goofed off with Desi Arnaz, and you worked with Lucille Ball.

William Frawley, I know your job I'm sure.
It's so alarming, you were Lucy's landlord.
You were good friends with the Ricardos, saw Little Ricky's birth.
You had no son of your own, but your wife was Ethel Mertz.

(solo I)

William Frawley, your other show was a curse.
Oh Mr. Frawley, My Three Sons was the worst.
You played the housekeeper named Charlie, there were three boys in all.
But it wasn't as cool as The Bradys, no it wasn't as cool at all.

My Three Sons is on instead, but I liked you better as Fred,
I liked you more, I liked you much more as Fred, yeah...