William Frawley, I know your job I'm sure.
It's so alarming, you were Lucy's landlord.
You were good friends with the Ricardos, saw Little Ricky's birth.
You had no son of your own, but your wife was Ethel Mertz.
(solo I)
William Frawley, your other show was a curse.
Oh Mr. Frawley, My Three Sons was the worst.
You played the housekeeper named Charlie, there were three boys in all.
But it wasn't as cool as The Bradys, no it wasn't as cool at all.
My Three Sons is on instead, but I liked you better as Fred,
I liked you more, I liked you much more as Fred, yeah...